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10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt
size.
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9. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
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8. The US government would be forced to rebuild all of the
roads for Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they will
run very slowly.
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7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would
be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
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6. Sun MotorSystems would make a car that was solar-powered,
twice as reliable, and five times as fast, but would run only on 5% of the
roads.
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5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
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4. You could have only one person in the car at a time,
unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy ten
more seats and a new engine.
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3. Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason
and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this
as normal.
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2. Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you
would have to buy a new car.
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1. People would get excited about the new features of the
latest Microsoft car, forgetting that these same features had been available
from other car makers for years!