Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
- Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
- The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.
- Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
- L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll
find out.
- Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken
did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any
chickens.
- Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
- Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
- Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
us.
- Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
- Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
- Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
- Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
- Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
- Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
- Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
- Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
- Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book-and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
- Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
- Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did
ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.