Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush


"I had a dream about the United States," he said.
"I could see the whole country, and over every
building and home was a banner," said Bin Laden.

"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.

"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist.

"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush,
"because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw
Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever;
totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office
buildings, large residential subdivisions with
swimming pools full of men and women; and over
every building and home was a big, beautiful
banner."

"What did the banner say?" asked Osama.

"I don't know," answered President Bush,
"I can't read Hebrew"